Homer auf Abwegen

Lurleen: You work all day, for some old man
Sweat and break your back
Then you go home to your castle
But your queen won't cut you slack.

That's why you're losin' all your hair
That's why you're overweight
That's why you flipped your pickup truck
Right off the interstate.

There's a lot of bull they hand you
There's nothin' you can do
Your wife don't understand you, but I do
I said your wife don't understand you, but I do!

Lurleen: Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart
When the coach called me up to the plate
I'd been swingin', and missin', at lovin' and kissin'
My average was point double oh eight.

So I spit on my hands, knocked the dirt from my spikes
And pointed right towards centre field
This time I'm hitting a home run
This time the love is for real.

I'll slide... I'll steal... I'll sacrifice
A lovin' fly for you
I been slumping all season but now I found a reason
I struck on a love that is true.

I used to play the field
I used to be a roamer
But the season's turning 'round for me now
I finally bagged me a homer.
That's right, I finally bagged me a Homer.

Lurleen: In this trailer, I get so cold and lonely
Lying there awake at night, muttering if only
You weren't married, So I might ask you
To bunk with me tonight
Bunk with me tonight, oh, bunk with me tonight
I'm asking, will you bunk with me tonight.

Lurleen: His name is Homer, he's quite a man
I tried to kiss him, but Homer ran.
Sure wish I could say, that I was his
I hope that Marge knows, just how lucky she is.