Homer: Oy, the way the Bee Gee's played
Marge: Movies John Travolta made
Homer: Guessing how much Elvis weighed
Homer & Marge: Those were the days!
Marge: And you knew where you were then
Homer: Watching shows like "Gentle Ben"
Homer & Marge: Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!
Homer: Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac
Marge: Coming out of my eight-track
Homer & Marge: Michael Jackson still was black, those were the days!
Homer: Bart was feeling mighty blue
Marge: I'ts a shame what school can do
Apu: For no reason, here's Apu
Alle: Those were the days!